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Wine puns in 2025

We’re Madeira be together.

You can’t sip with us

All hell broke juice at the vineyard!

I’m Syrah-sly in love with this wine.

Sorry I’m tipsy, alcohol you later.

The first rule of flight club is you don’t talk about flight club.

Just a sip to help me un-wine.

Wine and dandy!

Cork it over!

Say you’ll be wine.

Sip sip, hooray!

Don’t fruit the messenger, but I think we’re out of wine.

My favorite holiday is Hallo-wine

Great minds drink alike.

I’ve got a flighting chance.

Wine a little, laugh a lot.

Another glass?
-Wine not?

Wine or corktails?

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