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Witch puns in 2025

Witch-u want?
– Baby you got it. Witch you need… you know I am it!

What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
– She flew off the handle.

What did one witch’s cat say to the other?
– You look familiar.

Witching upon a star.

Can’t always get what you wand.

Why do witches fly on broomsticks, of all things?-
– So they can make a clean getaway!

No charm, no foul.

Why did the witch go to the doctor?
– She had a dizzy spell.

Witches don’t fart. They cast smells.

“If the broom fits, fly it.”

Flipping the s-witch this year for Halloween.

What do you call a witch that loves the beach?
– A sand witch.

Why is it good to drink witch’s brew?
– It’s very newt-tricious!

This is how you party when you’re witch and famous.

If the broom fits!

I’m a big fan of Occultural experiences.

What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
– A sand-witch.

What dessert did the witch give her cat?
– Mice-cream.

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