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Witch puns in 2024

The witch lost her way because her hat was pointed in the wrong direction.

“You say witch like it’s a bad thing.”

Forever plagued with resting witch face.

What do witches put on their hair?
– Scare spray.

Why don’t wizards make their witches mad?
– They’ll give them a cold spell.

Where are my ghouls at?

Witching you a Happy Halloween.

Did you hear about the witch twins?-
– No one could tell witch was witch!

Always wand-ering around…

What is a witch’s favorite ride at the fair?
– A scary-go-round.

The problem with twin witches is that you never know witch is which.

Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy?
– It was the wicked witch of rest.

When you witch upon a star…

Where do witches best like to do their research online?

What do witches in Australia ride?
– Broomerangs.

A witch laughing her head off will go ‘cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’.

“Bow down, witches.”

Just here trying to creep things real, witches.

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