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Witch puns in 2025

Witches don’t fart. They cast smells.

“If the broom fits, fly it.”

Flipping the s-witch this year for Halloween.

What do you call a witch that loves the beach?
– A sand witch.

Why is it good to drink witch’s brew?
– It’s very newt-tricious!

This is how you party when you’re witch and famous.

If the broom fits!

I’m a big fan of Occultural experiences.

What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
– A sand-witch.

What dessert did the witch give her cat?
– Mice-cream.

How did Harry Potter fix his rashes?
– With quit-itch.

How did the witch make it to the summoning when her broom broke down?-
– She witch-hiked!

You know it’s true – everything I brew, I brew it for you.

How do you make a witch scratch?
– By taking away the ‘w’.

Cats prefer wizards to witches because sorcerers sometimes have milk in them.

“Resting witch face.”

Hey witches, it’s time to trick or treat yo’self.

How did the witch tell her friends that she was pregnant?
– She told them she had a bun in the coven.

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