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Witch puns in 2025

Witches always come first at spelling bee contests.

“You’ve got me under your spell.”

Wanna hop on?
– I’ve got a broom with a view.

What do you learn in witch school?
– Spelling.

Why did the witch’s cat scratch her?
– Because he was in a bad mewd.

Wanna hop on?
– I’ve got a broom with a view.

It’s a brew-tiful day for eating tons of candy.

Why should witches never use their broomsticks when angry?-
– They might fly off the handle!

Time to spell the beans, I guess!

What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
– Rags to witches story.

Witches love to go to the mountains because they love witch-hiking.

“Witch, please.”

You know what they say, payback’s a witch.

Why was the witch so excited to decorate her cauldron?
– Her favorite hobby is witch craft.

Have you heard about the good weather witch?
– She’s only anticipating sunny spells.

Witches can smell brew from far away because they have a very keen sense of spell.

Witchful thinking.

Witch-u talkin’ about, Willis?

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