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Witch puns in 2025

What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
– A sand-witch.

What dessert did the witch give her cat?
– Mice-cream.

How did Harry Potter fix his rashes?
– With quit-itch.

How did the witch make it to the summoning when her broom broke down?-
– She witch-hiked!

You know it’s true – everything I brew, I brew it for you.

How do you make a witch scratch?
– By taking away the ‘w’.

Cats prefer wizards to witches because sorcerers sometimes have milk in them.

“Resting witch face.”

Hey witches, it’s time to trick or treat yo’self.

How did the witch tell her friends that she was pregnant?
– She told them she had a bun in the coven.

Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
– Because there’s no point in it.

You’ve got me under your spell.

Wicked awesome.

Halloween is my favorite time of year… of curse!

What is a witch’s favorite makeup?
– A ma-scare-a.

Someone who does not become a witch until they’re old is a late broomer.

What do you call a dark lord who has been electrocuted?
– A volt-demort.

Witching you all the best Halloween ever.

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