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Witch puns in 2025

Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.

Why hasn’t anybody ever seen Voldemort wearing his glasses?
– Nobody nose.

Channeling my inner basic witch today.

What do you call witches that live together?

What do you call a nervous witch?
– A twitch.

Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.

“What’s up my witches?”

Feeling like a boss witch today.

Why did the witch come home early from school?
– She was ex-spelled.

What do a witch and a candle have in common?
– They’re both wicked.

Come witch me to the party.

Looking brew-tiful tonight!

Why did the aspiring witch get rejected by the coven?-
– She couldn’t drive a stick!

Definitely coming in first place at the Spell-ing Bee.

What did the witch say to her victim while she was waiting?
– Bewitcha in a minute!

The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.

Who made the yellow slick road slippery?
– The wizard of ooze.

Witch you were here.

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