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Witch puns in 2024

No charm, no foul.

Why did the witch go to the doctor?
– She had a dizzy spell.

Witches don’t fart. They cast smells.

“If the broom fits, fly it.”

Flipping the s-witch this year for Halloween.

What do you call a witch that loves the beach?
– A sand witch.

Why is it good to drink witch’s brew?
– It’s very newt-tricious!

This is how you party when you’re witch and famous.

If the broom fits!

I’m a big fan of Occultural experiences.

What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
– A sand-witch.

What dessert did the witch give her cat?
– Mice-cream.

How did Harry Potter fix his rashes?
– With quit-itch.

How did the witch make it to the summoning when her broom broke down?-
– She witch-hiked!

You know it’s true – everything I brew, I brew it for you.

How do you make a witch scratch?
– By taking away the ‘w’.

Cats prefer wizards to witches because sorcerers sometimes have milk in them.

“Resting witch face.”

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