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Witch puns in 2024

Hey witches, it’s time to trick or treat yo’self.

How did the witch tell her friends that she was pregnant?
– She told them she had a bun in the coven.

Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
– Because there’s no point in it.

You’ve got me under your spell.

Wicked awesome.

Halloween is my favorite time of year… of curse!

What is a witch’s favorite makeup?
– A ma-scare-a.

Someone who does not become a witch until they’re old is a late broomer.

What do you call a dark lord who has been electrocuted?
– A volt-demort.

Witching you all the best Halloween ever.

Brewty is in the eye of the beholder.

Where does the witch’s frog sit?
– On a toadstool.

Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.

“Witchful thinking.”

Come witch me and you’ll be in a world of pure inebriation ; )

Why did strangers not like the witch when she arrived?
– She has resting witch face.

What did the tired witch do?
– She sat down for a spell.

Witch way to the brew?

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