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Witch puns in 2025

“Basic witch.”

Happy Halloween, witches!

What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
– You can never tell witch is witch.

Why are witches good at farming?
– Because they love occult-ivation.

Keep calm and carry a wand.

Keep calm and carry a wand.

Can’t always get what you wand.

Witch-u want?
– Baby you got it. Witch you need… you know I am it!

What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
– She flew off the handle.

What did one witch’s cat say to the other?
– You look familiar.

Witching upon a star.

Why do witches fly on broomsticks, of all things?-
– So they can make a clean getaway!

No charm, no foul.

Why did the witch go to the doctor?
– She had a dizzy spell.

Witches don’t fart. They cast smells.

“If the broom fits, fly it.”

Flipping the s-witch this year for Halloween.

What do you call a witch that loves the beach?
– A sand witch.

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