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Witch puns in 2024

“Bow down, witches.”

Just here trying to creep things real, witches.

Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
– The light’s witch.

Why was the illiterate witch kicked out of her coven?
– It was because she couldn’t spell.

You are brewtiful.

Witch and famous.

What sign was posted in the witches’ parking lot?-
– Violators will be toad!

Bringing a whole new meaning to the word ‘wand’erlust.

What do witches put on their bagels?
– Scream cheese.

A witch tells the time by looking at her witch watch.

How do the Malfoys enter a room?
– They Slytherin.

Here’s your new favorite rags to witches story.

Wicca-pedia.

How do old witches get good bargains?
– They hag-gle.

Witches buy pencil sharpeners to keep their hats pointed.

“Witch better have my candy.”

Witch, please…!

What do you call witches who live together?
– Broom-mates.

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