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Witch puns in 2025

“What’s up my witches?”

Feeling like a boss witch today.

Why did the witch come home early from school?
– She was ex-spelled.

What do a witch and a candle have in common?
– They’re both wicked.

Come witch me to the party.

Looking brew-tiful tonight!

Why did the aspiring witch get rejected by the coven?-
– She couldn’t drive a stick!

Definitely coming in first place at the Spell-ing Bee.

What did the witch say to her victim while she was waiting?
– Bewitcha in a minute!

The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.

Who made the yellow slick road slippery?
– The wizard of ooze.

Witch you were here.

Broom-mates.

What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
– Charm bracelets.

The witch lost her way because her hat was pointed in the wrong direction.

“You say witch like it’s a bad thing.”

Forever plagued with resting witch face.

What do witches put on their hair?
– Scare spray.

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