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Witch puns in 2025

What do you call a dark lord who has been electrocuted?
– A volt-demort.

Witching you all the best Halloween ever.

Brewty is in the eye of the beholder.

Where does the witch’s frog sit?
– On a toadstool.

Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.

“Witchful thinking.”

Come witch me and you’ll be in a world of pure inebriation ; )

Why did strangers not like the witch when she arrived?
– She has resting witch face.

What did the tired witch do?
– She sat down for a spell.

Witch way to the brew?

Be-witcha in a second!

What did the witch say to her victim as he was waiting?
– Bewitcha in a minute!

I’m usually not a punny person, but for Halloween I’ll make a hex-ception.

What happens to witches who break the school rules?
– They get ex-spelled.

Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.

Why hasn’t anybody ever seen Voldemort wearing his glasses?
– Nobody nose.

Channeling my inner basic witch today.

What do you call witches that live together?

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