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Witch puns in 2025

What do you call someone who doesn’t become a witch until they’re older?-
– A late broomer!

Well, I always knew I had a keen sense of spell…

What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
– “Witch way to the Halloween party?”

People are scared of witches because of their resting witch face.

Who was the most famous witch detective?
– Warlock Holmes.

Check out my super o-witch-inal costume.

What is every witch’s favorite way to write?
– In curse-ive.

What is a witch’s favorite TV show?
– Game of crones.

Witches always come first at spelling bee contests.

“You’ve got me under your spell.”

Wanna hop on?
– I’ve got a broom with a view.

What do you learn in witch school?
– Spelling.

Why did the witch’s cat scratch her?
– Because he was in a bad mewd.

Wanna hop on?
– I’ve got a broom with a view.

It’s a brew-tiful day for eating tons of candy.

Why should witches never use their broomsticks when angry?-
– They might fly off the handle!

Time to spell the beans, I guess!

What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
– Rags to witches story.

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