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Wolf puns in 2025

Don’t wolf down your food!

What is a wolfs favorite puzzle?
– AWOOObix cube!

“Wolves go after a wounded deer, it is the nature of the beast.”

“You know, I’m cursed with morals. I was raised a certain way. I wish I wasn’t. I wish I was raised by wolves.”

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth.

Why did the wolf cross the road?
– Because he was chasing the chicken!

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing?
– A woolf.

The wolf on the hill is never as hungry as the wolf climbing the hill.

“Throw me to the wolves & I’ll return leading the pack” ?

“Fierce as the proling wolves at close of day, and swift as eagles in pursuit of prey.”

Where do werewolves store their things?
– In a were-house.

So the “Wolf of Wall Street” has the f word used 569 times making almost 3 times a minute
-That record was broken by my dad this afternoon while trying to assemble an ikea tv stand

“The lion may be more powerful but the wolf does not perform in the circus.”

“The Canis Lupus, both wolf and man, were meant to be a family with one another. We gain strength through our bond with each other.”

It is much better to walk alone, in the right direction, than to follow the herd, walking in the wrong direction.

Wolfles with whipped cream and strawberries is a well-loved breakfast for many.

What do you call a house that turns into a wolf during a full moon?
– A warehouse.

“Hunger drives the wolf out of the wood.”

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