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Wolf puns in 2025

What do you call a wolf that knows it’s a wolf?
– Aware-wolf.

Why is a van the best defense against the wolf man?
– If he is behind you he’ll get exhausted, if he’s in front he’ll get tired.

Don’t say “Why they pain”, don’t say “Why me”. Say “TRY ME!”

“Careless shepherd make excellent dinner for wolf.”

Those are the voices of my brothers, darling; I love the company of wolves.

A wolf’s favorite author is Virginia Wolf, of course!

What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?
– A Dog.

“The gaze of the wolf reaches into our soul.”

“Man is to man either a god or a wolf.”

Don’t lower your expectations to fit into the world, you were born to stand out.

What do you call a cold wolf?
– A chili dog.

What do you get when you cross a wolf and a climate activist?
– aware wolf

The hardest walk you can make, is the walk you make alone, but that is the walk that makes you the strongest.

“If you run from a wolf, you may run into a bear.”

“To the wolves, you left me to the wolves. Thought it was me and you against the world but you left me to the wolves.”

What do you call a wolf that uses bad language?
– A swear-wolf.

What do you call a werewolve that doesnt know its a werewolf
– An un were wolf

“The wolf is the arch type of ravin, the beast of waste and desolation.”

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