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Wolf puns in 2025

Did you hear about the cow that cried wolf?
– Fake Moos.

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Long ago a wolf explained to his son “eat a man and you’ll be fed for a day,
– Roll over and play dead and you’ll be fed for the rest of your life”

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A wolf doesn’t concern himself with the opinions of sheep

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“Those are the voices of my brothers, darling; I love the company of wolves.”

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The hardest walk you can make, is the walk you make alone, but that is the walk that makes you the strongest.

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Howl you doin?

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What Harry Potter house was the Big Bad Wolf in?
– Huffle puff!

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“It never troubles the wolf how many the sheep may be.”

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“The wolves knew when it was time to stop looking for what they’d lost, to focus instead on what was yet to come.”

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Where there are sheep, the wolves are never very far away.

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Live to tell the tail.

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What did Grendel’s girlfriend say when a dangerous canine started to approach them?
– “Look out, bae! A wolf!”

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“The wolf’s clear, intelligent eyes brushed mine. The wolf is gentle-hearted. Not noble, not cowardly, just non-fighting.”

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“I think I’m still a lone wolf, internally. And I always will be.”

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What happens when you cross a wolf with a sheep?
– You have to get a new sheep.

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What do you call a wolf that studies philosophy?
– A self-aware wolf.

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Your time is NOW. Start where you stand, and NEVER BACK DOWN

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“A man might befriend a wolf, even break a wolf, but no man could truly tame a wolf.”

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