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Wolf puns in 2025

Did you hear about the cow that cried wolf?
– Fake Moos.

Long ago a wolf explained to his son “eat a man and you’ll be fed for a day,
– Roll over and play dead and you’ll be fed for the rest of your life”

A wolf doesn’t concern himself with the opinions of sheep

“Those are the voices of my brothers, darling; I love the company of wolves.”

The hardest walk you can make, is the walk you make alone, but that is the walk that makes you the strongest.

Howl you doin?

What Harry Potter house was the Big Bad Wolf in?
– Huffle puff!

“It never troubles the wolf how many the sheep may be.”

“The wolves knew when it was time to stop looking for what they’d lost, to focus instead on what was yet to come.”

Where there are sheep, the wolves are never very far away.

Live to tell the tail.

What did Grendel’s girlfriend say when a dangerous canine started to approach them?
– “Look out, bae! A wolf!”

“The wolf’s clear, intelligent eyes brushed mine. The wolf is gentle-hearted. Not noble, not cowardly, just non-fighting.”

“I think I’m still a lone wolf, internally. And I always will be.”

What happens when you cross a wolf with a sheep?
– You have to get a new sheep.

What do you call a wolf that studies philosophy?
– A self-aware wolf.

Your time is NOW. Start where you stand, and NEVER BACK DOWN

“A man might befriend a wolf, even break a wolf, but no man could truly tame a wolf.”

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