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Wolf puns in 2024

Like crying wolf, if you keep looking for sympathy as a justification for your actions, you will someday be left standing alone when you really need help.

That was a howling good time.

Why did Red Riding Hood stop running from the Big Bad Wolf?
– She was tired of being chaste.

“A wolf is no less a wolf because he’s dressed in sheepskin and the devil is no less the devil because he’s dressed as an angel.”

“Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.”

Be like a lion and a wolf, then you have a big heart and the power of leadership.

What did the Big Bad Wolf do after his workout?
– He huffed and he puffed.

That was a howling adventure!

What’s grey, has four legs, howls at the moon, and eats cement?
– A wolf. I threw in the cement to make it hard.

“If you live among wolves you have to act like a wolf.”

“That night the wind was howling almost like a wolf and there were some real wolves off to the west giving it lessons.”

Why did the wolf go to the smoke shop?
– He was looking for a pack.

I joined a naked wolf hunting group.
– But it turns out only the wolf is naked.

Look into my eyes and you will see how bad I want it

“She slept with wolves without fear, for the wolves knew a lion was among them.” ? R.M.

The tiger and the lion may be more powerful, but the wolf does not perform in the circus.

Wolves love their fast food.

I saw a stage production of “The Three Pigs” yesterday.
– The pigs were pretty boaring, but the wolf really brought down the house.

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