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Wolf puns in 2024

“That night the wind was howling almost like a wolf and there were some real wolves off to the west giving it lessons.”

Why did the wolf go to the smoke shop?
– He was looking for a pack.

I joined a naked wolf hunting group.
– But it turns out only the wolf is naked.

Look into my eyes and you will see how bad I want it

“She slept with wolves without fear, for the wolves knew a lion was among them.” ? R.M.

The tiger and the lion may be more powerful, but the wolf does not perform in the circus.

Wolves love their fast food.

I saw a stage production of “The Three Pigs” yesterday.
– The pigs were pretty boaring, but the wolf really brought down the house.

“I am not a wolf in sheep’s clothing, I’m a wolf in wolf’s clothing.”

“When a wolf doesn’t want to do something, they look really cute.”

That night the wind was howling almost like a wolf and there were some real wolves off to the west giving it lessons

How do wolves eat their food?
– They wolf it down!

Wolf it down then take a big gulp of water after.

What do you call a lycanthrope from Wilmington or Dover?
– A Delaware-wolf.

“The wolf will never lose sleep, worrying about the feelings of sheep. But no-one ever told the sheep, that they outnumber the wolves.”

“In the calm, deep waters of the mind, the wolf waits.”

Why couldn’t the wolf run in the marathon?
– Because he wasn’t a part of the human race.

What did the shepherd say to his dog when he saw a wolf?
– Let’s get the flock out of here

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