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Wolf puns in 2025

Once, I looked out my window and saw a wolf entering a house. Soon following a woman screaming,
…Turns out it was a man revealing he was a furry to his wife.

“The wolf that one hears is worse than the orc that one fears.”

“If you live among wolves you have to act like a wolf.”

man might befriend a wolf, even break a wolf, but no man could truly tame a wolf.

I have a bone to pick with you!

I think there is nothing cooler than being a lone wolf.
– except for at wolf picnics, when you don’t have a partner for the wolf wheelbarrow races.

“We both fell asleep wrapped up together with the wolves still lullaby-ing us in the background.”

“I guess I’m pretty much of a lone wolf. I don’t say I don’t like people at all, but, to tell you the truth, I only like it then if I have a chance to look deep into their hearts and their minds.”

A wolf doesn’t concern himself with the opinions of sheep.

What is a wolf’s favorite tree?
– A lu-pine.

Did you hear about the cow that cried wolf?
– Fake Moos!

I never lose, either I win, or LEARN

“When shepherds quarrel, the wolf has a winning game.”

“In freedom, wolves are grown, but deal with them is short: In grass, in ice, in snow, — A wolf is always shot.”

Aoooooooooowwwwwwwwwww that hurt!

What does the Big Bad Wolf do to get high?
– He huffs and he puffs.

“As wolves love lambs so lovers love their loves.”

“Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door.”

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