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Wolf puns in 2025

if a were-wolf doesn’t know that he is a were-wolf,
– He is unaware-wolf!

Don’t lower your expectations to fit into the world, you were born to stand out.

“It is madness for a sheep to talk of peace with a wolf.”

The wolf is the arch type of ravin, the beast of waste and desolation.

Happy howl-oween!

What do you get when you try to breed a dog and a wolf?
– 2 counts of animal abuse and the ending of Old Yeller

“Some people aren’t who they say they are, be cautious of the company you keep, wolf in sheep’s clothing.”

“Like crying wolf, if you keep looking for sympathy as a justification for your actions, you will someday be left standing alone when you really need help.” ?

There is no better way to know us/Than as two wolves, come separately to a wood.

Chasing your own tail will not make ends meet.

What does a wolf cough up after eating a rabbit?
– A hare ball

“The Lord God had created all animals, and had chosen out the wolf to be his dog.”

“Where there are sheep, the wolves are never very far away.”

Did you hear about the cow that cried wolf?
– Fake Moos.

Long ago a wolf explained to his son “eat a man and you’ll be fed for a day,
– Roll over and play dead and you’ll be fed for the rest of your life”

A wolf doesn’t concern himself with the opinions of sheep

“Those are the voices of my brothers, darling; I love the company of wolves.”

The hardest walk you can make, is the walk you make alone, but that is the walk that makes you the strongest.

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