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Wolf puns in 2025

What do you call a wolf with a fever?
– A hot dog.

Give that to me naooooooooooooooowwwwwwwww!

Throw me to the wolves and I will return, leading the pack

“Wolves fail to hide their integrity just like the way men fail to hide their own animality.”

“Report makes the wolf bigger than he is.”

What do you call a wolf that knows it’s a wolf?
– Aware-wolf.

Why is a van the best defense against the wolf man?
– If he is behind you he’ll get exhausted, if he’s in front he’ll get tired.

Don’t say “Why they pain”, don’t say “Why me”. Say “TRY ME!”

“Careless shepherd make excellent dinner for wolf.”

Those are the voices of my brothers, darling; I love the company of wolves.

A wolf’s favorite author is Virginia Wolf, of course!

What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?
– A Dog.

“The gaze of the wolf reaches into our soul.”

“Man is to man either a god or a wolf.”

Don’t lower your expectations to fit into the world, you were born to stand out.

What do you call a cold wolf?
– A chili dog.

What do you get when you cross a wolf and a climate activist?
– aware wolf

The hardest walk you can make, is the walk you make alone, but that is the walk that makes you the strongest.

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