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Wolf puns in 2025

“We both fell asleep wrapped up together with the wolves still lullaby-ing us in the background.”

“I guess I’m pretty much of a lone wolf. I don’t say I don’t like people at all, but, to tell you the truth, I only like it then if I have a chance to look deep into their hearts and their minds.”

A wolf doesn’t concern himself with the opinions of sheep.

What is a wolf’s favorite tree?
– A lu-pine.

Did you hear about the cow that cried wolf?
– Fake Moos!

I never lose, either I win, or LEARN

“When shepherds quarrel, the wolf has a winning game.”

“In freedom, wolves are grown, but deal with them is short: In grass, in ice, in snow, — A wolf is always shot.”

Aoooooooooowwwwwwwwwww that hurt!

What does the Big Bad Wolf do to get high?
– He huffs and he puffs.

“As wolves love lambs so lovers love their loves.”

“Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door.”

The wolf that one hears is worse than the orc that one fears.

We have to go naooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww.

What did the taxi driver say to the wolf?
– Where-wolf.

“Crying wolf is a real danger.”

“We humans fear the beast within the wolf because we do not understand the beast within ourselves.”

What do you call a wolf who works as a lumberjack?
– A timber wolf.

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