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Wolf puns in 2025

The tiger and the lion may be more powerful, but the wolf does not perform in the circus.

Wolves love their fast food.

I saw a stage production of “The Three Pigs” yesterday.
– The pigs were pretty boaring, but the wolf really brought down the house.

“I am not a wolf in sheep’s clothing, I’m a wolf in wolf’s clothing.”

“When a wolf doesn’t want to do something, they look really cute.”

That night the wind was howling almost like a wolf and there were some real wolves off to the west giving it lessons

How do wolves eat their food?
– They wolf it down!

Wolf it down then take a big gulp of water after.

What do you call a lycanthrope from Wilmington or Dover?
– A Delaware-wolf.

“The wolf will never lose sleep, worrying about the feelings of sheep. But no-one ever told the sheep, that they outnumber the wolves.”

“In the calm, deep waters of the mind, the wolf waits.”

Why couldn’t the wolf run in the marathon?
– Because he wasn’t a part of the human race.

What did the shepherd say to his dog when he saw a wolf?
– Let’s get the flock out of here

It’s OK to be scared, it means you are about to do something really brave

“If the wolf would cease his running, the people would cease their shouting.” – German proverb

The wolf on the hill is not as hungry as the wolf climbing the hill.

A wolf’s favorite day of the week is Moonday.

Imagine the disappointment when if a wolf knew it’s descendant would be a pug
– That’s how your grandpa feels when he sees your man bun

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