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Wolf puns in 2025

What do you call a wolf that’s aware of its surroundings?
– Awarewolf

Be like a lion and a wolf, then you have a big heart and the power of leadership

“The wolves in the uniform with the license to do that.”

“Wolves don’t perform in a circus, and people with a mind of their own, don’t perform in a circus either.”

What a howling experience.

What we call a monster we can’t find?
– Wherewolf.

“The wolf may fight the bear but the rabbit always looses.”

“Growing up, I was taught that a man has to defend his family. When the wolf is trying to get in, you gotta stand in the doorway.”

I never lose, either I win, or learn.

I just can’t make head or tail of it.

You’ve heard of “boy who cried wolf”, but what about “man who cried pig”?
– I heard the rest of the blind date was pretty awkward!

“The wolf on the hill is not as hungry as the wolf climbing the hill.”

“Make yourself a sheep and the wolf will eat you.”

A wolf goes shopping for Halloween. He finds a lamb costume on the clearance rack, but it just isn’t sheep enough for him.

if a were-wolf doesn’t know that he is a were-wolf,
– He is unaware-wolf!

Don’t lower your expectations to fit into the world, you were born to stand out.

“It is madness for a sheep to talk of peace with a wolf.”

The wolf is the arch type of ravin, the beast of waste and desolation.

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