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Wolf puns in 2025

A wolf’s favorite day of the week is Moonday.

Imagine the disappointment when if a wolf knew it’s descendant would be a pug
– That’s how your grandpa feels when he sees your man bun

“The black wolf’s curse awakes every time that a full moon points in the middle of the sky.”

“The wolf may fight the bear, but the rabbit always loses.”

In the calm, deep waters of the mind, the wolf waits.

What do you call a wolf with a fever?
– A hot dog.

Give that to me naooooooooooooooowwwwwwwww!

Throw me to the wolves and I will return, leading the pack

“Wolves fail to hide their integrity just like the way men fail to hide their own animality.”

“Report makes the wolf bigger than he is.”

What do you call a wolf that knows it’s a wolf?
– Aware-wolf.

Why is a van the best defense against the wolf man?
– If he is behind you he’ll get exhausted, if he’s in front he’ll get tired.

Don’t say “Why they pain”, don’t say “Why me”. Say “TRY ME!”

“Careless shepherd make excellent dinner for wolf.”

Those are the voices of my brothers, darling; I love the company of wolves.

A wolf’s favorite author is Virginia Wolf, of course!

What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?
– A Dog.

“The gaze of the wolf reaches into our soul.”

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