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Wolf puns in 2025

“When shepherds quarrel, the wolf has a winning game.”

“In freedom, wolves are grown, but deal with them is short: In grass, in ice, in snow, — A wolf is always shot.”

Aoooooooooowwwwwwwwwww that hurt!

What does the Big Bad Wolf do to get high?
– He huffs and he puffs.

“As wolves love lambs so lovers love their loves.”

“Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door.”

The wolf that one hears is worse than the orc that one fears.

We have to go naooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww.

What did the taxi driver say to the wolf?
– Where-wolf.

“Crying wolf is a real danger.”

“We humans fear the beast within the wolf because we do not understand the beast within ourselves.”

What do you call a wolf who works as a lumberjack?
– A timber wolf.

What do you call a wolf that’s aware of its surroundings?
– Awarewolf

Be like a lion and a wolf, then you have a big heart and the power of leadership

“The wolves in the uniform with the license to do that.”

“Wolves don’t perform in a circus, and people with a mind of their own, don’t perform in a circus either.”

What a howling experience.

What we call a monster we can’t find?
– Wherewolf.

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