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Wood puns in 2025

Spruce Willis.

What do you think of these lumber puns so far? They are oakay.

Lumberjacks get lost when they take the wrong root home.

What’s a lumberjack’s favorite thing in the playground? A see-saw.

How do trees get their work done at last minute? They maple an all-nighter.

The best way to carve wood is whittle by whittle.

Trees are the best people to argue with because they are so
good at throwing shade.

I need to know what kind of liquid comes out of trees right
now, can you let me know A-SAP?

A lumberjack’s favorite month is sep-timber.

Boats carrying wood need to dock in the arbor.

Queen LaTreefa.

What did the tree say when it was mistaken for an ash tree? I walnut stand for this!

What do you plant when you want kisses? Tulips.

Which tree can you identify by its bark? The dogwood tree.

The best lumberjack can cut wood in half by just looking at it. Trust me, I saw it with my own eyes.

Clint Oakwood.

Trees aren’t very solitary creatures, they are always connifering before they decide on something.

What did the lumberjack say when the other lumberjacks were making fun of him? Cut it out!

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