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Wood puns in 2025

What do you plant when you want kisses? Tulips.

Which tree can you identify by its bark? The dogwood tree.

The best lumberjack can cut wood in half by just looking at it. Trust me, I saw it with my own eyes.

Clint Oakwood.

Trees aren’t very solitary creatures, they are always connifering before they decide on something.

What did the lumberjack say when the other lumberjacks were making fun of him? Cut it out!

 I carved my name into a tree in my garden and my sister
said I was being sappy.

I wood stay longer but I have to leaf now.

Where do phoenixes nest? Out of the ashes.

Leaves are always involved in risky business because they have to go out on a limb.

The only tree you can hold in your hand is the palm tree.

Talking trees love to die-a-log.

Benedict Lumberthatch.

When trees manage to drop their seeds onto bears,
they say the conkered the beast.

You want me to cut down that tree we have seen a million times? Yes, that old chestnut.

Wood fired pizza, so now where is pizza going to get a job?

A ghost jumped out at the trees and said ‘bam-boo!’

The top holiday destination in the forest is the beech.

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