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Wood puns in 2025

Benedict Lumberthatch.

When trees manage to drop their seeds onto bears,
they say the conkered the beast.

You want me to cut down that tree we have seen a million times? Yes, that old chestnut.

Wood fired pizza, so now where is pizza going to get a job?

A ghost jumped out at the trees and said ‘bam-boo!’

The top holiday destination in the forest is the beech.

What do plants need to do to achieve equality? Smash the pa-tree-archy.

Weeping willows are so sad because they are always
watching sappy movies.

How long have you been a lumberjack? I’m not entirely sure, I’ll have to check the logs.

Woody Allen.

Here’s a brief explanation of an acorn: in a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.

When two countries want to reach an agreement about the timber trade, they both have to sign the tree-ty.

My doctor likes to use remedies taken from the forest as
part of my tree-tment.

After making so many wood puns I think I better branch
off into another topic.

I’m only making these puns joakingly you know.

Poplars only really like mains-tree-m music.

When a tree doesn’t know the answer to something it just shrubs.

What do you say when you have cut down the wrong tree? Sorry, it was axe-idental.

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