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Wood puns in 2025

What do plants need to do to achieve equality? Smash the pa-tree-archy.

Weeping willows are so sad because they are always
watching sappy movies.

How long have you been a lumberjack? I’m not entirely sure, I’ll have to check the logs.

Woody Allen.

Here’s a brief explanation of an acorn: in a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.

When two countries want to reach an agreement about the timber trade, they both have to sign the tree-ty.

My doctor likes to use remedies taken from the forest as
part of my tree-tment.

After making so many wood puns I think I better branch
off into another topic.

I’m only making these puns joakingly you know.

Poplars only really like mains-tree-m music.

When a tree doesn’t know the answer to something it just shrubs.

What do you say when you have cut down the wrong tree? Sorry, it was axe-idental.

Ashwood Kutcher.

Pine trees always get into trouble because they are so knotty.

When logs are exported to another country they are called depor-trees.

If you need to go to the bathroom while you are in a forest, make sure you take advantage of the toilet-trees.

I am building a table in my house but couldn’t decide
which type of wood to use, so in the end I just went with the most poplar.

After you give me this log, I willow you even more money.

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