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Wood puns in 2025

Ashwood Kutcher.

Pine trees always get into trouble because they are so knotty.

When logs are exported to another country they are called depor-trees.

If you need to go to the bathroom while you are in a forest, make sure you take advantage of the toilet-trees.

I am building a table in my house but couldn’t decide
which type of wood to use, so in the end I just went with the most poplar.

After you give me this log, I willow you even more money.

What do trees say when they are in a really good mood?
I’m tree-mendous

The tree started examining its family history because it
wanted to get to know its roots.

What sort of food does the lumberjack want to have at their wedding? Mahogany roast.

Russel Branch.

Birches keep their valuables in the river bank.

I conifer you a 20% discount if you buy your wood from me.

Trees get online the same way as humans, they just log in.

What’s the crime trees are most commonly imprisoned for?
Treeson.

In which state do most acorns live? Oaklahoma.

Trees’ favorite place to visit in the US has to be Caleafornia.

A pine tree’s favorite genre of music has to be poplar music.

I heard about one lumberjack that got fired for chopping down too many trees. He saw too much and had to go.

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