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Wood puns in 2025

Benedict Lumberthatch.

When trees manage to drop their seeds onto bears,
they say the conkered the beast.

You want me to cut down that tree we have seen a million times? Yes, that old chestnut.

Wood fired pizza, so now where is pizza going to get a job?

A ghost jumped out at the trees and said ‘bam-boo!’

The top holiday destination in the forest is the beech.

What do plants need to do to achieve equality? Smash the pa-tree-archy.

Weeping willows are so sad because they are always
watching sappy movies.

How long have you been a lumberjack? I’m not entirely sure, I’ll have to check the logs.

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