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Yoga puns in 2024

How did my yoga instructor know I was serious about her yoga classes?
– I told her I have a flexible schedule.

What do you call it when Jack Sparrow goes for classes?
– Pilates of the Caribbean.

What did the dyslexic cow say in yoga class?
– Oooooom.

Phoned the gym about an advanced yoga class. They asked how flexible I was, I said I couldn’t do Tuesdays or Thursdays.

“Any yoga I do is “Hot Yoga.” Just sayin’.”

I announced that I was experienced in yoga.
My teacher asked me to show an advanced pose.
Well, that did put me in a difficult position.

What is the most romantic yoga pose one can do?
– Pro-pose.

Why were the students not confident about their yoga skills?
– They thought they were just posers.

Why did the yogi refuse novocaine at the dentist’s?
– He wanted to transcend-dental-medication!

“I was looking for someone to inspire me, motivate me, support me, keep me focused… Someone who would love me, cherish me, make me happy, and I realized all along that I was looking for myself.”

What did the yoga teacher say when the moose wanted to quit?
– NahMooseStay!

Why do teddy bears not want to practice poses in yoga?
– They fear they will get ripped.

Why did the line go for yoga classes regularly?
– It wanted to get into good shape.

What kind of car is the best at yoga?
– Mercedes Bends.

“Remember, it doesn’t matter how deep into a posture you go – what does matter is who you are when you get there.”

What did the yoga instructor say when her student could not touch her forehead to her knees?
– She said, “Yoga-to try harder tomorrow”.

What did she say to her dog while practicing yoga?
– Nama-stay.

How does the yogi order a pizza slice?
– Make me one with everything!

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