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Yoga puns in 2025

What would people call a model doing yoga?
– A Poser.

Which is the only vegetable that would go for yoga classes?
– It is probably muscle sprouts.

How can you tell when a yoga instructor is extremely angry?
– He gets incensed.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Yoga.
Yoga who?
Yoga to try this, it feels amazing.

“I’ve got 99 problems and I’m gonna go to yoga and solve about 53 of them.”

Why does the bear loves his yoga classes?
– He likes to paws and reflects.

How does a student feel after a good yoga and meditation class in the morning?
– Calm and Com-posed.

What did the yogi tell his dog?
– Nama-stay!

Why didn’t the yogi have drugs when getting a filling?
– He wanted to transcend dental medication.

“You are one yoga class away from a good mood.”

The other day, I saw a sign for a beginner’s yoga class which said: “enquire within”.

What did the student say when her yoga teacher asked her to touch her knees with her nose?
– She thought it was a bit of a stretch.

Why does an obese ghost not want to go for yoga classes regularly?
– He fears being exercised.

What kind of yoga moves are popular at nudist yoga?
– Over-ex-poses.

“Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured, and endure what cannot be cured.”

What would the last yoga position of a Yogi ever be?
– Decom-pose.

What did the student say when her teacher taught her poses that targeted her core?
– She said, “These poses are abs-olutely killer!”.

Why did the bagel struggle in yoga class?
– It couldn’t find its center.

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