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Yoga puns in 2024

I tried to get my grandpa to go to yoga class yesterday…
– It was a bit of a stretch.

“Stop acting so small. You are the universe in ecstatic motion.”

Which yoga pose is the most popular after an intense yoga session?
– Decom-pose.

Why did the girl stop going to her yoga classes?
– She said it was not working out.

I’m worried I’m not that good at yoga.
– Some days, I feel like just a poser.

Tried to make some yoga classes but it was a bit of a stretch.

“Yoga instructor just emailed to say class is moved and thanks for our flexibility.”

I messaged my friend that the yoga class was canceled.
She replied, “Yogatta be kidding me?”

What did the yoga instructor have for breakfast every day?
– Berries with yogi-urt.

How does a yoga instructor pick on a student in front of the whole class?
– He puts the student in an awkward position.

What’s the most dangerous yoga move?
– Corpse pose.

“Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time.”

What kind of lattes do gym trainers like?
– The Pilates one.

Why does the fisherman not go for yoga classes anymore?
– He stopped after he pulled a mussel last week.

Why did the shellfish go for yoga classes regularly?
– To get stronger mussels.

My doctor doesn’t want me to go to yoga anymore.
– He thinks I self-meditate too much.

“All that makes you fragile and fierce and clever and powerful and wounded and creative and layered and thoughtful and moody and spiritual and wild and damaged, can be described in one single word: lovely.”

Why did the doughnut have a difficult time in yoga class?
– It could not find its center.

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