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Yoga puns in 2024

What goes Ooommm?
– A cow doing yoga backwards.

“Alignment: Check yourself before you wreck yourself.”

What car would be the best choice to practice yoga?
– Mercedes Bendz.

Why did the yoga trainer resigned from his job after 5 years?
– He had in a stretch.

Why is it easy to make an appointment with a yoga teacher?
– They’re just so flexible.

“Most people have no idea how good their body is designed to feel.”

“Today’s good mood is sponsored by yoga.”

In my yoga class, I asked, “What’s up-dog?” grinning, and the yoga teacher said, “What you are asking is a bit of a stretch.”

What does a cow say when he practices yoga backward?
– Oooom.

Why did the yoga instructor ask her students to go to the paint store?
– She had heard that her students could get thinner there.

I didn’t believe yoga would fix my posture…
– But I stand corrected.

“One of the fundamental principles of yoga: a small action done repeatedly can make an enormous difference.”

Why do vegetable lovers love practicing yoga regularly?
– They always want to find their inner peas.

What did everyone think about the book that the new yoga instructor wrote about losing belly fat in ten days?
– Everyone found it very vague, rather abs-tract.

What do you say at the end of a squirrel yoga class?
– Nutmaste.

Why didn’t the yogi vacuum the stairs?
– He had no attachments.

“If you fall. I’ll be there. – Love, Mat. “

My yoga teacher told me that getting me fit poses a strong mountain of a task.
But he also said that if we do it well, I will be one happy person.

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