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Yoga puns in 2025

What should you call a bagel that has mastered yoga?
– A pretzel.

Why does the bear love yoga class?
– It’s a good chance to paws and reflect.

Saw a sign for a beginner’s yoga class. It said “inquire within”.

“Rolling with my OMies.”

As I couldn’t do my downward dog even after the 15th attempt, my friend said to my teacher, “Yoganna be disappointed by this one”.

What do the kids call yoga?
– Twister.

Why are yoga teachers loved so much?
– They would bewilling to bend over backward for their students.

What do you get charged with if you kill a yoga teacher before the start of class?
– Premeditated murder.

“Some days you eat salads and go do yoga. Some days you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. It’s called balance.”

What did the yoga teacher say when you asked him to get off your couch?
– Nah-I’mma stay

How does a T-Rex feel after practicing yoga?
– He feels like a dino-sore.

Why did the chicken go for yoga classes regularly?
– It wanted to work on its pecks.

My yoga teacher was drunk yesterday.
– He put me in a really awkward position.

”Be at least as interested in what goes on inside you as what happens outside. If you get the inside right, the outside will fall into place.”

How did my yoga instructor know I was serious about her yoga classes?
– I told her I have a flexible schedule.

What do you call it when Jack Sparrow goes for classes?
– Pilates of the Caribbean.

What did the dyslexic cow say in yoga class?
– Oooooom.

Phoned the gym about an advanced yoga class. They asked how flexible I was, I said I couldn’t do Tuesdays or Thursdays.

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