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Yoga puns in 2024

How does a T-Rex feel after practicing yoga?
– He feels like a dino-sore.

Why did the chicken go for yoga classes regularly?
– It wanted to work on its pecks.

My yoga teacher was drunk yesterday.
– He put me in a really awkward position.

”Be at least as interested in what goes on inside you as what happens outside. If you get the inside right, the outside will fall into place.”

How did my yoga instructor know I was serious about her yoga classes?
– I told her I have a flexible schedule.

What do you call it when Jack Sparrow goes for classes?
– Pilates of the Caribbean.

What did the dyslexic cow say in yoga class?
– Oooooom.

Phoned the gym about an advanced yoga class. They asked how flexible I was, I said I couldn’t do Tuesdays or Thursdays.

“Any yoga I do is “Hot Yoga.” Just sayin’.”

I announced that I was experienced in yoga.
My teacher asked me to show an advanced pose.
Well, that did put me in a difficult position.

What is the most romantic yoga pose one can do?
– Pro-pose.

Why were the students not confident about their yoga skills?
– They thought they were just posers.

Why did the yogi refuse novocaine at the dentist’s?
– He wanted to transcend-dental-medication!

“I was looking for someone to inspire me, motivate me, support me, keep me focused… Someone who would love me, cherish me, make me happy, and I realized all along that I was looking for myself.”

What did the yoga teacher say when the moose wanted to quit?
– NahMooseStay!

Why do teddy bears not want to practice poses in yoga?
– They fear they will get ripped.

Why did the line go for yoga classes regularly?
– It wanted to get into good shape.

What kind of car is the best at yoga?
– Mercedes Bends.

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