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Yoga puns in 2024

“Yoga is not about touching your toes. It is what you learn on the way down.” — Jigar Gor

What do you say if Anne wants to quit yoga but still stays determined?
– Where Anne Hatha-Will, Anne Hatha-Way.

What did the teacher say to her student who was very late for her yoga class?
– She asked her to get her asana mat quickly.

Why did the protein shake make the yoga instructor sick?
– She probably had whey too much.

I tried to get my grandpa to go to yoga class yesterday…
– It was a bit of a stretch.

“Stop acting so small. You are the universe in ecstatic motion.”

Which yoga pose is the most popular after an intense yoga session?
– Decom-pose.

Why did the girl stop going to her yoga classes?
– She said it was not working out.

I’m worried I’m not that good at yoga.
– Some days, I feel like just a poser.

Tried to make some yoga classes but it was a bit of a stretch.

“Yoga instructor just emailed to say class is moved and thanks for our flexibility.”

I messaged my friend that the yoga class was canceled.
She replied, “Yogatta be kidding me?”

What did the yoga instructor have for breakfast every day?
– Berries with yogi-urt.

How does a yoga instructor pick on a student in front of the whole class?
– He puts the student in an awkward position.

What’s the most dangerous yoga move?
– Corpse pose.

“Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time.”

What kind of lattes do gym trainers like?
– The Pilates one.

Why does the fisherman not go for yoga classes anymore?
– He stopped after he pulled a mussel last week.

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