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Yoga puns in 2025

“Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured, and endure what cannot be cured.”

What would the last yoga position of a Yogi ever be?
– Decom-pose.

What did the student say when her teacher taught her poses that targeted her core?
– She said, “These poses are abs-olutely killer!”.

Why did the bagel struggle in yoga class?
– It couldn’t find its center.

What did the yoga teacher say when she performed a citizen’s arrest?
– You’ve got the right to remain silent!

“Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time.”

What is a pirate’s favorite yoga pose?
– It is definitely the plank!

Why do yogis want you to work on your abs?
– They want every person to find the abs-tract essence.

What’s a pirate’s least favorite yoga move?
– The plank pose.

“Yoga. Because punching people is frowned upon.”

“When in doubt, yoga it out.”

The yogi returned the vacuum cleaner just
– because it had too many attachments.

What did the yoga instructor say to the criminal?
– You have the right to remain silent.

Why did my yoga instructor make me stand on one foot while I ate?
– She wanted me to have a balanced diet.

What does the yogi say when she gets electrocuted?
– Ohmmmmmm!

“If you fall, I’ll be there”

What would you call your friend doing yoga with the flu?
– Sick and twisted.

What should you say to stay back at the yoga center and not be rude?
– Nah-must-stay.

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