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Yoga puns in 2025

“I’ve got 99 problems and I’m gonna go to yoga and solve about 53 of them.”

Why does the bear loves his yoga classes?
– He likes to paws and reflects.

How does a student feel after a good yoga and meditation class in the morning?
– Calm and Com-posed.

What did the yogi tell his dog?
– Nama-stay!

Why didn’t the yogi have drugs when getting a filling?
– He wanted to transcend dental medication.

“You are one yoga class away from a good mood.”

The other day, I saw a sign for a beginner’s yoga class which said: “enquire within”.

What did the student say when her yoga teacher asked her to touch her knees with her nose?
– She thought it was a bit of a stretch.

Why does an obese ghost not want to go for yoga classes regularly?
– He fears being exercised.

What kind of yoga moves are popular at nudist yoga?
– Over-ex-poses.

“Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured, and endure what cannot be cured.”

What would the last yoga position of a Yogi ever be?
– Decom-pose.

What did the student say when her teacher taught her poses that targeted her core?
– She said, “These poses are abs-olutely killer!”.

Why did the bagel struggle in yoga class?
– It couldn’t find its center.

What did the yoga teacher say when she performed a citizen’s arrest?
– You’ve got the right to remain silent!

“Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time.”

What is a pirate’s favorite yoga pose?
– It is definitely the plank!

Why do yogis want you to work on your abs?
– They want every person to find the abs-tract essence.

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