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Yoga puns in 2024

I was looking at the most utility flexible cars being a yoga buff myself.
The salesman suggested that I buy a Mercedes Bends.

What did the yoga instructor want for her birthday?
– No gifts, only presence.

What was inscribed on the sign on the door of the yoga class?
– Please inquire within.

What kind of yogas do cadavers do?
– Decom-pose.

“The quality of our breath expresses our inner feelings.”

What sort of creature can hibernate in weirdly odd poses?
– A yoga bear.

Why does the demon go for yoga classes regularly?
– He loves to exorcise there.

How did the ketchup bottle prove that it is good at practicing yoga poses?
– It said, “I can stretch from my head to-ma-toes”.

How do you know when a yoga teacher is angry?
– He gets incensed.

“Inner peace begins the moment you choose not to allow another person or event to control your emotions.”

At the end of a yoga class, what does a squirrel shout?
– Nut-maste.

Why are most tornados good at doing yoga exercises?
– Because they are twisting.

Why is the apple so good at yoga?
– He’s got great core.

When are yogis unable to generate change?
– When using a vending machine.

“The only thing getting lit tonight is my Palo Santo.”

The bagel struggled a lot in the yoga class.
It seems like it couldn’t find its center.

Which is the quietest pose in yoga?
– The sleeping lion.

What is a yoga class without mindfulness called?
– It is only an exercise class then.

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