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Yoga puns in 2025

Why did the yogi refuse novocaine at the dentist’s?
– He wanted to transcend-dental-medication!

“I was looking for someone to inspire me, motivate me, support me, keep me focused… Someone who would love me, cherish me, make me happy, and I realized all along that I was looking for myself.”

What did the yoga teacher say when the moose wanted to quit?
– NahMooseStay!

Why do teddy bears not want to practice poses in yoga?
– They fear they will get ripped.

Why did the line go for yoga classes regularly?
– It wanted to get into good shape.

What kind of car is the best at yoga?
– Mercedes Bends.

“Remember, it doesn’t matter how deep into a posture you go – what does matter is who you are when you get there.”

What did the yoga instructor say when her student could not touch her forehead to her knees?
– She said, “Yoga-to try harder tomorrow”.

What did she say to her dog while practicing yoga?
– Nama-stay.

How does the yogi order a pizza slice?
– Make me one with everything!

A yogi went to a pizza restaurant and asked “me make one with everything”.

“I’ve got 99 problems but I’m going to yoga to ignore them for an hour.”

I called for an advanced yoga class.
The center asked how flexible I was, and I said I can do Mondays and Fridays.

Why does a yoga instructor never use a vacuum?
– They want to stay away from attachments.

What does a yoga instructor say when he gets electrocuted?
– Ohm!

What did the yogi tell his mom when she wanted to leave in the middle of yoga class?
– Nah ma, stay!

“Yoga is not about touching your toes. It is what you learn on the way down.” — Jigar Gor

What do you say if Anne wants to quit yoga but still stays determined?
– Where Anne Hatha-Will, Anne Hatha-Way.

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