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Yoga puns in 2025

“The very heart of yoga practice is ‘abyhasa’ – steady effort in the direction you want to go.”

“Mondays, nothing a bit of yoga can’t fix.”

The most romantic yoga position that is perfect for lovers is ‘Pro-pose’.

What do a yoga instructor and an apple peeler have in common?
– Both of them really take you to the core.

Why did the girl never practice yoga poses that targeted belly fat?
– She thought it was an absolute waist of time.

What did the yoga teacher say when her friend asked her to leave the party?
– Nah, Imma stay.

“It’s astounding how much one’s stress level goes down with the simple act of switching from skinny jeans to yoga pants.”

Why couldn’t a yogi keep up the job as a cashier?
– Because the yogi kept saying change comes from within.

If someone kills a yoga teacher before the yoga session, what is it called?
– A pre-meditated murder.

Why does everyone love yoga teachers?
– They bend over backwards for you.

What goes Ooommm?
– A cow doing yoga backwards.

“Alignment: Check yourself before you wreck yourself.”

What car would be the best choice to practice yoga?
– Mercedes Bendz.

Why did the yoga trainer resigned from his job after 5 years?
– He had in a stretch.

Why is it easy to make an appointment with a yoga teacher?
– They’re just so flexible.

“Most people have no idea how good their body is designed to feel.”

“Today’s good mood is sponsored by yoga.”

In my yoga class, I asked, “What’s up-dog?” grinning, and the yoga teacher said, “What you are asking is a bit of a stretch.”

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