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Yoga puns in 2024

I didn’t believe yoga would fix my posture…
– But I stand corrected.

“One of the fundamental principles of yoga: a small action done repeatedly can make an enormous difference.”

Why do vegetable lovers love practicing yoga regularly?
– They always want to find their inner peas.

What did everyone think about the book that the new yoga instructor wrote about losing belly fat in ten days?
– Everyone found it very vague, rather abs-tract.

What do you say at the end of a squirrel yoga class?
– Nutmaste.

Why didn’t the yogi vacuum the stairs?
– He had no attachments.

“If you fall. I’ll be there. – Love, Mat. “

My yoga teacher told me that getting me fit poses a strong mountain of a task.
But he also said that if we do it well, I will be one happy person.

How do you know your yoga instructor is angry with you?
– He gets incensed.

If fishes wanted to do yoga, then where can they go to?
– They have to go to the river bend.

Why did the yogi return the vacuum cleaner?
– It came with too many attachments.

“Yoga is like music. The rhythm of the body, the melody of the mind, and the harmony of the soul create the symphony of life.”

My teacher asked me for my favorite yoga position. “Sleeping one”, I answered.

How can one look at things from a different perspective?
– By doing poses in yoga.

How do you know when the yoga instructor is good?
– None of her students get bent out of shape.

I’ve been practicing yoga for decades.
– It’s been a long stretch.

“Yoga is the stilling of the changing states of the mind.”

How do you know if the yoga clinic is hiring new people to work with them?
– They will have many open positions to fill in.

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