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Yoga puns in 2025

Why does the demon go for yoga classes regularly?
– He loves to exorcise there.

How did the ketchup bottle prove that it is good at practicing yoga poses?
– It said, “I can stretch from my head to-ma-toes”.

How do you know when a yoga teacher is angry?
– He gets incensed.

“Inner peace begins the moment you choose not to allow another person or event to control your emotions.”

At the end of a yoga class, what does a squirrel shout?
– Nut-maste.

Why are most tornados good at doing yoga exercises?
– Because they are twisting.

Why is the apple so good at yoga?
– He’s got great core.

When are yogis unable to generate change?
– When using a vending machine.

“The only thing getting lit tonight is my Palo Santo.”

The bagel struggled a lot in the yoga class.
It seems like it couldn’t find its center.

Which is the quietest pose in yoga?
– The sleeping lion.

What is a yoga class without mindfulness called?
– It is only an exercise class then.

People say yoga will change you life.
– I think that’s a bit of a stretch.

“The wound is the place where the Light enters you.”

What would people call a model doing yoga?
– A Poser.

Which is the only vegetable that would go for yoga classes?
– It is probably muscle sprouts.

How can you tell when a yoga instructor is extremely angry?
– He gets incensed.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Yoga.
Yoga who?
Yoga to try this, it feels amazing.

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