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Yoga puns in 2024

How do you know your yoga instructor is angry with you?
– He gets incensed.

If fishes wanted to do yoga, then where can they go to?
– They have to go to the river bend.

Why did the yogi return the vacuum cleaner?
– It came with too many attachments.

“Yoga is like music. The rhythm of the body, the melody of the mind, and the harmony of the soul create the symphony of life.”

My teacher asked me for my favorite yoga position. “Sleeping one”, I answered.

How can one look at things from a different perspective?
– By doing poses in yoga.

How do you know when the yoga instructor is good?
– None of her students get bent out of shape.

I’ve been practicing yoga for decades.
– It’s been a long stretch.

“Yoga is the stilling of the changing states of the mind.”

How do you know if the yoga clinic is hiring new people to work with them?
– They will have many open positions to fill in.

What should you call a bagel that has mastered yoga?
– A pretzel.

Why does the bear love yoga class?
– It’s a good chance to paws and reflect.

Saw a sign for a beginner’s yoga class. It said “inquire within”.

“Rolling with my OMies.”

As I couldn’t do my downward dog even after the 15th attempt, my friend said to my teacher, “Yoganna be disappointed by this one”.

What do the kids call yoga?
– Twister.

Why are yoga teachers loved so much?
– They would bewilling to bend over backward for their students.

What do you get charged with if you kill a yoga teacher before the start of class?
– Premeditated murder.

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