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Yoga puns in 2024

“When in doubt, yoga it out.”

The yogi returned the vacuum cleaner just
– because it had too many attachments.

What did the yoga instructor say to the criminal?
– You have the right to remain silent.

Why did my yoga instructor make me stand on one foot while I ate?
– She wanted me to have a balanced diet.

What does the yogi say when she gets electrocuted?
– Ohmmmmmm!

“If you fall, I’ll be there”

What would you call your friend doing yoga with the flu?
– Sick and twisted.

What should you say to stay back at the yoga center and not be rude?
– Nah-must-stay.

What do you call a bagel that has mastered yoga?
– A pretzel.

What sort of creature hibernates in odd poses?
– A yoga bear.

“Sorry for what I said before I yoga-ed.”

What is the most dangerous pose in yoga?
– It is the corpse pose.

What happens when a student refuses to perform a pose during classes?
– The yoga instructor im-poses it on the student.

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?
– De-compose.

“The very heart of yoga practice is ‘abyhasa’ – steady effort in the direction you want to go.”

“Mondays, nothing a bit of yoga can’t fix.”

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