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Zombie puns in 2025

What cars do zombies drive?
– Monster trucks.

What do you call a zombie with lots of kids?
– A mom-ster.

Why didn’t the zombie make any mistakes on the test?
– Because the zombie was a no brainer.

What do you call an extremely well dressed zombie?
– Dressed to kill.

What is a ghost’s favorite band?
– The Grateful Dead.

Where’s the safest place to be in the zombie apocalypse?
– The living room.

The zombie worked for years to win this prize.
He showed real dead-ication.

Why did the zombie quit steering?
– Because there was a dead stop.

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?
– They paint the town dead.

What do undead railway tunnels say?
– Trrrraaaiiinss….

Do zombies use their fingers to chew popcorn?
– Nay. Zombies chew the fingers individually

Why didn’t the zombie win a debate?
– Because the zombie had no leg to stand on.

What do you get when you divide your jack-o’-lantern’s circumference by its diameter?
– Pumpkin-Pie!

What makeup do zombies wear?
– Ma-scare-a.

Why did the zombie teenager need an eyepatch?
– He kept rolling his eyes and somebody stood on one.

What is said by one zombie to another zombie a comedian was eaten by them?
– Does this taste humorous to you?

Why did the zombie stop driving?
– Because there was a dead end.

How can you tell if a vampire has been to a bakery recently?
– All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.

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