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Zombie puns in 2024

Where do fashionable zombies shop?
– Aberzombie and Fitch.

What do you call a herd of undead llamas?
– The zombie alpacalypse.

What is said by zombies before a battle?
– Do you need a part of me?

What kind of makeup do zombies wear?
– Mas-scare-a.

What do you call a haunted chicken?
– A poultry-geist!

How does a zombie start a letter?
– Tomb it may concern…

The zombie got in trouble with her neighbours.
– They didn’t like her skull-king around.

Why was the zombie fearful to pass over the highway?
– Because the zombie had lost his guts.

Why do spirits have low self-esteem?
– They have no body to love!

Why did the zombie soccer player get sent off?
– He kept moving the ghoul-posts.

What kind of car is driven by a zombie?
– A monster truck.

What would be done by you if you notice a zombie?
– Wish it’s Halloween.

Where do zombies go sailing?
– Lake Eerie.

What happens when ghouls go on social media?
– Zombie accounts.

Why did the zombie become mentally ill?
– Because the zombie had lost his mind.

Why was the zombie afraid to cross the road?
– He had lost his guts.

What is the skeleton’s funniest bone?
– Its humerus.

What do you call a zombie driving a Ferrari?
– A zoombie.

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