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Zombie puns in 2024

Why can’t the zombie get a job?
– They all want someone more lively.

The zombie astrologer writes really scary predictions.
They’re horror-scopes.

What sauce zombies like the most with brains?
– Grave-y.

Did you get to meet the tallest vampire in the world?
– People call him Count Everest.

What did the zombie kid call his toy bear?
– Deaddy.

Why do zombies go into a relationship with smart women?
– Because they hate a woman with no brains.

Why does a zombie always go to the Subway?
– Because the zombie loves to ‘eat flesh.’

Why don’t ghouls like lentils?
– They prefer human-beans.

What money do zombies use?
– Crypt-o-currency.

What did the ghoul call the zombie’s father when he left the car at home?
– The walking Dad.

In which place zombies reside?
– On dead end lanes.

What is a zombie’s favorite sauce with brains?
– Grave-y.

2What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
– I scream.

What do you call a row of zombies?
– A deadline.

The zombie had had a really long day at work.
She was dead tired.

Why is the honey liked by the undead?
– They assume the zom-bees make it.

What do mummies like listening to on Halloween?
– Wrap music!

What did the zombie call the girl he was dating?
– His ghoul-friend.

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