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Zombie puns in 2025

In which place zombies reside?
– On dead end lanes.

What is a zombie’s favorite sauce with brains?
– Grave-y.

2What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
– I scream.

What do you call a row of zombies?
– A deadline.

The zombie had had a really long day at work.
She was dead tired.

Why is the honey liked by the undead?
– They assume the zom-bees make it.

What do mummies like listening to on Halloween?
– Wrap music!

What did the zombie call the girl he was dating?
– His ghoul-friend.

What toy zombie likes the most?
– A dead-y bear.

What do you receive when you traverse a zombie with a snowman?
– Frostbite.

How did the great pumpkin fix his jeans?
– With a pumpkin patch.

Where do zombies go for beach holidays?
– The Dead Sea.

What do you call an undead bee?
– A zom-bee.

What would an immortal bee be called?
– A zom-bee.

Why do the undead like honey?
– They think it’s made by zom-bees.

How do zombies introduce themselves?
– Pleased to eat you.

The zombie’s had some bad news.
He’s looking very grave.

What type of makeup do zombies put on their face?
– Mas-scare-a.

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