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Zombie puns in 2025

Where is the home of zombie monkeys?
– In the brain forest.

What does it need to be a zombie?
– Deadication.

Why did the witch look so angry?
– She has a resting witch face!

How do zombies go on holiday?
– On scare-planes.

How did the zombie and the vampire defeat Superman?
– They lured him into the crypt-onite.

What shampoo a zombie likes the most?
– Head & Shoulders.

What is a zombie’s favorite football team?
– The Washington Deadskins.

What did the zombie say when he failed the exam?
– I didn’t have enough brains.

“This graveyard’s gotten way too popular,” said the zombie to the vampire.
– “People are dying to get in.”

Why was the light bulb eaten by the zombie?
– Because he had a craving for a light snack.

What do vegan zombies eat?
– GRAAAAAAAAAINS.

Why did the zombie take a sick day?
– She had cold symp-tombs.

Which place is safe and secured from any harm to live in a zombie apocalypse?
– The living room.

What is said by a zombie on his date?
– I hate brainless women.

Why do they put fences around graveyards?
– Because people are dying to get in!

What’s a zombie’s least favourite quiz question?
– A no-brainer.

What does Mr T say on Halloween?
– I pity the ghoul…

What is done by zombies at a marriage ceremony?
– Roast the bride and groom.

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