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Zombie puns in 2024

What happens when ghouls go on social media?
– Zombie accounts.

Why did the zombie become mentally ill?
– Because the zombie had lost his mind.

Why was the zombie afraid to cross the road?
– He had lost his guts.

What do you call a zombie driving a Ferrari?
– A zoombie.

Did you hear about the zombie after-school club?
– It’s dead in that place.

What football team a zombie likes the most?
– The Washington Deadskins.

What is the skeleton’s funniest bone?
– Its humerus.

Why do comedians hate telling jokes at zombie night?
– All they hear is groans.

Where is the home of zombie monkeys?
– In the brain forest.

What does it need to be a zombie?
– Deadication.

Why did the witch look so angry?
– She has a resting witch face!

How do zombies go on holiday?
– On scare-planes.

How did the zombie and the vampire defeat Superman?
– They lured him into the crypt-onite.

What shampoo a zombie likes the most?
– Head & Shoulders.

What is a zombie’s favorite football team?
– The Washington Deadskins.

What did the zombie say when he failed the exam?
– I didn’t have enough brains.

“This graveyard’s gotten way too popular,” said the zombie to the vampire.
– “People are dying to get in.”

Why was the light bulb eaten by the zombie?
– Because he had a craving for a light snack.

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