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Zombie puns in 2025

What would an immortal bee be called?
– A zom-bee.

Why do the undead like honey?
– They think it’s made by zom-bees.

How do zombies introduce themselves?
– Pleased to eat you.

The zombie’s had some bad news.
He’s looking very grave.

What type of makeup do zombies put on their face?
– Mas-scare-a.

Why do vampires need mouthwash?
– They have bat breath!

What did the zombie boxer yell at the start of the round?
– You want a piece of me?

What does a zombie receive when he doesn’t reach for dinner on time?
– The cold shoulder.

Why did the zombie humorist get disapproval off stage?
– Because he told only rotten jokes.

What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
– The Xlylo-bone!

Where do fashionable zombies shop?
– Aberzombie and Fitch.

What do you call a herd of undead llamas?
– The zombie alpacalypse.

What is said by zombies before a battle?
– Do you need a part of me?

What kind of makeup do zombies wear?
– Mas-scare-a.

How does a zombie start a letter?
– Tomb it may concern…

The zombie got in trouble with her neighbours.
– They didn’t like her skull-king around.

Why was the zombie fearful to pass over the highway?
– Because the zombie had lost his guts.

What do you call a haunted chicken?
– A poultry-geist!

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