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As gentle as a lamb

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I went to a zoo yesterday, It was awful! there was no animals there apart from 1 dog
– It was a Shih Tzu

Buffalos have hooves, but they lactose.

An ant who has run off with its secret lover has anteloped.

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Here’s Looking at Zoo.

You cannot trust the predators in the zoo, they are always lion.

Got kicked out of the zoo for feeding the ducks….
– To the crocodiles .

Mozart had all his poultry chicken removed from the farm. They kept going ‘bach! bach!”

Do not stare at the sun, or you will get a haddock.

Drunk Skunk

I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it
– It was a shitzu

I have a flight tomorrow. Alpaca my bags.

The other day I met the silliest goose. Its antics quacked me up.

If you think the other puns were bad, wait until you sea mine.

As graceful as a Giselle

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