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Zoo puns in 2025

You can make a makeshift telephone in the wild with toucans and a string.

Everyone in the school of fish did poorly at the exam – all of their grades were below C level.

Be kind to animals

Come On A Safari With Me.

I saw a biscuit in a cage at the zoo
– It was bread in captivity

I have the laziest pet rodent. He only likes chinchilling all day.

Horses are the fittest ones in the animal kingdom. They keep a stable diet.

Animals are such agreeable friends―they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.

Every animal has his or her story.

The alligators’ favorite drink is Gatorade.

I saw a toothless bear the other day, it was quite the gummy bear.

The sheep was handed a ticket by the traffic police for making a reckless ewe turn.

As mischievous as a Monkey

Zoological Garden

Took my daughter to the zoo and they only had one dog
– It was a shih tzu.

The monkey stayed off the minefield. He did not want to go baboom.

The housecat had fallen sick, he simply was not feline well.

The tiny fish did not want to look at visitors – it was koi.

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