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Zoo puns in 2024

“It’s pasture bedtime”, the momma cow said.

As free as a bird

Duck…Duck…GOOSE!

Did you hear about my ex-girlfriend who spent all her time at the zoo?
– We broke up because it turned out she was a cheetah

Primates can go grab a drink – at the monkey bar!

The leopard lost at every hide and seek round
– because he got spotted too early.

The fish felt bad for his wrongdoings and pleaded gillty.

As ugly as Gorilla

Walk On The Wild Side.

I did not expect such a big animal to come out of a small dwelling. Talk about an elephant of surprise!

Owl be waiting for you.

Don’t ask lobsters for a favor, they are all shellfish.

You seem to love animals so much. Are you Barack Ollama?

Dr. do-little

I went to a zoo yesterday, It was awful! there was no animals there apart from 1 dog
– It was a Shih Tzu

Buffalos have hooves, but they lactose.

An ant who has run off with its secret lover has anteloped.

As gentle as a lamb

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