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Zoo puns in 2025

So What Are You In For?

All the animals at the zoo were asleep when I visited. I was otterly disappointed.

The monkey found a lawyer who would only work for specific select clients. He was pro bonobo.

The worker bee was exiled from the hive. He could not beelieve it.

If you want something done right, do it yourself. Best not leave it to salmon else.

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The zookeeper was depressed after the zoo got rid of its small whale exhibit.
– There was no porpoise in her life anymore.

The dolphin jumped out of the lake and hit the keeper with its tail, but not on porpoise.

The famous detective duck has quacked every case he’s been on.

As brave as a lion

Zoophilic.

One simply cannot play fair and win in a zoo – there are way too many cheetahs.

I went on a date last night with a girl from the zoo
– It was great. She’s a keeper.

The eagle got detained for attempted theft of surgical instruments from the hospital – it was quite ill-eagle.

Some fish like hanging around the dirty part of the aquarium. Others are sofishticated.

As sly as a fox

Don’t worry Owl wait.

What do you call a zoo with only dogs?
– A Shih Tzu

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