Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Zoo puns in 2025

I have a flight tomorrow. Alpaca my bags.

My deer friend and I go way buck.

The foolhardy bird lives with no egrets.

As graceful as a Giselle

Get Otter here!

I need to know what time it is rhino.

A bee’s back is called bee-hind.

The sneaky fish thought it could get away, but got cod in the act.

Be brave like a lion

It’s UnBEARable!

Excuse me, do you work for a Zoo?
– Because I think you’re a keeper

Baby monkeys are but a chimp off the old block.

The eagle was told to spy on a herd of cows. It was a standard steakout.

No Lion, The Zoo Was Grrreat!

Eager Beaver

People flocked around the cute lion cubs in the enclosure. They were the mane attraction at the zoo.

Ever since my roommate moved out, I lived owl by myself.

I don’t like puns about pigs, they tend to be boaring.

Follow us on Facebook