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Zoo puns in 2025

Grumpy Gorillas.

I applied for the position of a keeper at the zoo
– but turns out I was not koalafied.

He got locked out of his apartment because he lost the monkey.

You can make a makeshift telephone in the wild with toucans and a string.

Everyone in the school of fish did poorly at the exam – all of their grades were below C level.

Be kind to animals

Come On A Safari With Me.

I saw a biscuit in a cage at the zoo
– It was bread in captivity

I have the laziest pet rodent. He only likes chinchilling all day.

Horses are the fittest ones in the animal kingdom. They keep a stable diet.

Animals are such agreeable friends―they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.

Every animal has his or her story.

The alligators’ favorite drink is Gatorade.

I saw a toothless bear the other day, it was quite the gummy bear.

The sheep was handed a ticket by the traffic police for making a reckless ewe turn.

As mischievous as a Monkey

Zoological Garden

Took my daughter to the zoo and they only had one dog
– It was a shih tzu.

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