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Zoo puns in 2024

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You cannot trust the predators in the zoo, they are always lion.

Got kicked out of the zoo for feeding the ducks….
– To the crocodiles .

Mozart had all his poultry chicken removed from the farm. They kept going ‘bach! bach!”

Do not stare at the sun, or you will get a haddock.

Awww, Get Otter Here!

Here’s Looking at Zoo.

I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it
– It was a shitzu

I have a flight tomorrow. Alpaca my bags.

The other day I met the silliest goose. Its antics quacked me up.

If you think the other puns were bad, wait until you sea mine.

Drunk Skunk

I need to know what time it is rhino.

My deer friend and I go way buck.

The foolhardy bird lives with no egrets.

As graceful as a Giselle

Get Otter here!

Excuse me, do you work for a Zoo?
– Because I think you’re a keeper

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