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Zoo puns in 2024

The monkey stayed off the minefield. He did not want to go baboom.

The housecat had fallen sick, he simply was not feline well.

The tiny fish did not want to look at visitors – it was koi.

Beasty beauty

Thank ewe for being so kind to the animals at the petting zoo.

Snakes are only measured in inches – they don’t have feet.

The plump housecat always had its way. It was quite purrsuasive.

A zoo is a good place to make a spectacle of yourself, as the people around you have creepier, more photogenic things to look at.

Every Zoo is a Petting Zoo if You’re Brave Enough.

Monkeys love bananas because they clearly all have appeal.

A slumbering bull is just a bulldozer.

A lion’s favourite dance is the simba.

As playful as a Dolphin

Heaven of an animal.

A cage gate at the rare Asian animals’ annex at the zoo was left unlocked. It was a panda-monium.

Monkeys who share their Amazon accounts are real Prime mates.

If whales were benevolent, they would be whale-wishers.

The fish had a loving daughter, but he had lobster. After months of relentless search, he finally flounder.

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