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Zoo puns in 2024

Hanging with Hippos.

I went to a terrible zoo yesterday, it only had a dog
– It was a Shih Tzu

The monkey sat down and put sausages on his head. He was pretending to be a grilla.

The pig was wounded, so we needed a hambulance immediately.

These fish puns are kraken me up.

Busy bee

There are no painkillers to be found at the zoo – the parrotsate’emall.

Don’t panda to me just
– because you think I look cute.

The elephants all huddled at the airport
– because they were waiting for their trunk.

As blind as a bat

Explore the jungle creatures

I met my boyfriend at the zoo.
– He walked past in a uniform and I thought “There’s a keeper.”

Monkeys make for formidable allies in skirmishes – they are trained in gorilla warfare.

The rich bear had briefcases full of bearer bonds.

The chief distinction between fish and musical instruments is that you cannot tuna fish.

As sleepy as a Koala

So What Are You In For?

All the animals at the zoo were asleep when I visited. I was otterly disappointed.

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