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Zoo puns in 2025

Don’t feed the animals.

The lion at the zoo had his body shaved for lice. “Aww mane, no fur”, he thought to himself.

There’s an ongoing armed seige occurring at at the zoo…
– The gunmen have taken a number of ostriches.

The laziest of kangaroos are called pouch potatoes.

Your idea is irrelephant

Don’t Listen to Him; He’s Lion.

Why don’t giraffes play basketball at the zoo?
– Too many cheetahs!

Toucan play at this game.

“It’s pasture bedtime”, the momma cow said.

As free as a bird

Duck…Duck…GOOSE!

Many hares escaped the zoo, so they sent a search party to comb the area.

The tiny turtle was turtley the cutest thing.

The leopard lost at every hide and seek round
– because he got spotted too early.

The fish felt bad for his wrongdoings and pleaded gillty.

As ugly as Gorilla

Walk On The Wild Side.

Did you hear about my ex-girlfriend who spent all her time at the zoo?
– We broke up because it turned out she was a cheetah

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