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Zoo puns in 2025

Drunk Skunk

I need to know what time it is rhino.

My deer friend and I go way buck.

The foolhardy bird lives with no egrets.

As graceful as a Giselle

Get Otter here!

Excuse me, do you work for a Zoo?
– Because I think you’re a keeper

Baby monkeys are but a chimp off the old block.

A bee’s back is called bee-hind.

The sneaky fish thought it could get away, but got cod in the act.

Be brave like a lion

It’s UnBEARable!

People flocked around the cute lion cubs in the enclosure. They were the mane attraction at the zoo.

Ever since my roommate moved out, I lived owl by myself.

The eagle was told to spy on a herd of cows. It was a standard steakout.

No Lion, The Zoo Was Grrreat!

Eager Beaver

I went to the zoo and seen a baguette in a cage.
– The zoo told me it was bread in captivity.

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