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Zoo puns in 2024

Every animal has his or her story.

The alligators’ favorite drink is Gatorade.

I saw a toothless bear the other day, it was quite the gummy bear.

The sheep was handed a ticket by the traffic police for making a reckless ewe turn.

As mischievous as a Monkey

Zoological Garden

Took my daughter to the zoo and they only had one dog
– It was a shih tzu.

The monkey stayed off the minefield. He did not want to go baboom.

The housecat had fallen sick, he simply was not feline well.

The tiny fish did not want to look at visitors – it was koi.

Beasty beauty

Thank ewe for being so kind to the animals at the petting zoo.

Snakes are only measured in inches – they don’t have feet.

The plump housecat always had its way. It was quite purrsuasive.

A zoo is a good place to make a spectacle of yourself, as the people around you have creepier, more photogenic things to look at.

Every Zoo is a Petting Zoo if You’re Brave Enough.

Monkeys love bananas because they clearly all have appeal.

A slumbering bull is just a bulldozer.

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