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Zoo puns in 2025

The power outage at the zoo’s primate exhibit was caused by a stereo.
– Someone used it to play Rage Against The Machine. Lights out, gorilla radio.

Bears are sneakier than you would guess – they walk bearfoot.

Once you have looked at all the fish, let minnow what you think.

As sleepy as a Croc

Hanging with Hippos.

I went to a terrible zoo yesterday, it only had a dog
– It was a Shih Tzu

The monkey sat down and put sausages on his head. He was pretending to be a grilla.

The pig was wounded, so we needed a hambulance immediately.

These fish puns are kraken me up.

Busy bee

There are no painkillers to be found at the zoo – the parrotsate’emall.

Don’t panda to me just
– because you think I look cute.

The elephants all huddled at the airport
– because they were waiting for their trunk.

As blind as a bat

Explore the jungle creatures

I met my boyfriend at the zoo.
– He walked past in a uniform and I thought “There’s a keeper.”

Monkeys make for formidable allies in skirmishes – they are trained in gorilla warfare.

The rich bear had briefcases full of bearer bonds.

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