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Zoo puns in 2025

I found my sole mate while visiting the aquatic zoo.

As stinky as a skunk

Be kind to animals.

Go to a goat petting zoo to experience a close encounter of the herd kind.

When the boss discovered that the monkey was losing focus on the job, he simply transferred it to a different branch.

The small pig was a karate champion. His favourite move was the pork chop.

What do baboons do when you visit the zoo?
– They look at zoo.

Don’t feed the animals

The strangest job I had was cleaning the monkey cages at our local zoo.
– That shit was bananas.

The bird pooped on the zoo guide’s head. It was quite hawkward.

The duck bought many shades of lipsticks in the cosmetics shop. “Put it on my bill”, it said.

As colorful as a Peacock

Hairy Fiesta

The lion at the zoo had his body shaved for lice. “Aww mane, no fur”, he thought to himself.

There’s an ongoing armed seige occurring at at the zoo…
– The gunmen have taken a number of ostriches.

The most common animal on dating websites are catfish.

The sea band lacked a bass guitarist.

As tall as a Giraffe

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